I’ve been dying to cover this page because it’s been living in my head, rent free ever since I read it a year and change ago. There is something so uncomfortably hilarious about someone who claims God chose them to deliver America from the clutches of Satan when this is all they got. God chose you to rewrite Christian education, yet your dumber than shit. Super cool.
oh my god “gray —> ?” made me roll my eyes soooooo hard that’s hilarious